I have been wanting to boink this chick since I every since I first came…hee hee…across her site. Now that she’s exploded into some sort of Internet Superstar, I have found that I am going to get my wish.

No, I am not gonna get to actually fuck her. I only wish. But I can do the next best thing, and that is fuck a replica of her pussy. That’s right, the good folks at the Fleshlight factory created a Raven Riley Fleshlight for us. Can you imagine being the lucky fucker who got to cast this mold? Mamma mia, Raven’s pussy is so fine that Van Gogh would probably do a portrait of it if he were still alive. Thought you all might enjoy a few pics of Raven and her Fleshlight. We can get a pretty good look and do a comparison. Don’t know about you, but I’d love to do a taste test on that gash. Yummy!

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“Best sex you’ve had this year?
Probably with my vibrator. I own two. I have the rabbit one, and I give that as a gift all the time. To other girls. For a birthday or the like. It’s the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can’t do it for ya, I’ll give you the tools to succeed! I have one rabbit and a Pocket Rocket.”

Note the small ‘r’ on ‘rabbit’ and the capital ‘P’ and ‘R’ on ‘Pocket Rocket’. Why’s that important? Because Pocket Rocket is a specific brand of vibrator made by Doc Johnson – Pocket Rocket is the company’s trademark.

‘Rabbit’ is the generic term for a kind of vibrator that has a vibrating rabbit ears clitoral stimulator.

Eva didn’t refer to a particular make or brand of rabbit vibrator, she just says she’s got one. Rolling Stone has got it spot-on. Credit to them.

But in answer to a question about which vibrator to buy, the quote is rehashed in Look as:

“Follow the lead of stars like Eva Longoria and Jordan by investing the world’s best-selling vibrator, the Rampant Rabbit…”

Which is simply not what she said. So, journalists, for you one more time.

“Rampant Rabbit” is a specific product made by Ann Summers, it is a registered trademark.

“Rabbit” is a generic term for the kind of vibrator bought by Eva Longoria for her friends and as seen in Sex And The City.

Got it?

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