But then, you know, I rode it. And, well, that certainly altered my opinion.

The iRide may not be discreet, or stylish, or even particularly finessed in its operation. But it is a big, vibrating saddle with a dildo prong on it. And it feels, well, pretty damn good.

I should say right here that one of the things that I, personally, respond to (in a sexual way) is pressure. And though it might not seem totally intuitive, pressure is something that the iRide is really, really good at. You see, it’s not just a big hunk of vibrating plastic that you sit on—no, once you have the iRide in place (read: positioned inside your vagina), you can rock back and forth on it, bringing various sensitive bits (like the labia, clitoris, and the gspot) in contact with some wonderful vibrating surfaces. It is very different from the sensations offered by most toys—and, as you might have figured out by now, very delightful.

This is not to say that the iRide is a perfect, world changing item, however. There are still some pretty real issues with the toy that might keep you from purchasing it (not the least: where on earth are you going to store it?). For one, the toy requires a whopping 4 AA batteries, which is mildly annoying at best. For another: the iRide is controlled by two buttons—one which controls the vibrations of the saddle, the other controlling the vibrations of the prong. This is wonderful and all, but the buttons aren’t marked—and because of physics and stuff, when the saddle vibrates, the prong vibrates, and vice versa. This might not sound like that big a deal, but the whole thing led to a confusing scenario in which I kept pushing buttons, trying to turn off the toy, and somehow not managing to. I can only imagine what might happen if one wanted to stow this in a hurry.

That said: if you can live with the batteries, and have a nice place to store the toy (or don’t care who knows what a dirty, iRiding perv you are), then by all means, have at it. It may be cheesy looking, it may be oversized, it may be completely ridiculous. But it feels good—and when it comes to sex toys, isn’t that all that matters?

· Buy the iRide (marital–aids.com)

The Sqweel

Fortunately, I really had none of those issues!  Does it feel like oral sex?  Not really unless you like fast licking that feels a little rough.  Does it get me off? Yes.

Let me elaborate.  I like a lot of suction during oral sex – constant suction basically, so I knew going in that this wasn’t going to feel like oral to me.  However, it can feel vaguely like a tongue if you use a ton of lube – an overzealous tongue, but still a tongue.  I really do mean a ton of lube.  I used about 3-4 times as much lube as I use with a larger than average sized silicone dildo.¹ Only then did it cease to feel like I was being flogged repeatedly in the clit with pieces of tire.

Epiphora complained of the greatest sin of all – vagina blockage. Impeding vaginal justice by blocking out dildos is just not something I like.  However, I ended up using the Tantus Motion and had absolutely no issues.  I figure I must use the Sqweel at a different angle than the majority of people who have reviewed this since I seem to be the only one that didn’t have this problem.  Therefore, if you get the Sqweel, you may want to take some time fucking around with the angle before you get it right.  It’s a pain, but if it prevents vagina blockage, isn’t it worth it?

My only other complaint about the Sqweel is that it’s kind of a bitch to clean.  Taking it apart is okay, but getting it clean and trying to keep water away from the battery compartment takes a little effort.  However, it should be said I’m used to throwing a dildo in the sink with soap, rinsing and that’s it.  If you usually clean toys that require more than that, you shouldn’t really have an issue.

Overall I think the Sqweel is really innovative and interesting, but if you’re wanting something to feel like oral sex keep on waiting for the next invention.

Thanks so much to Marital–aids.com for letting me review the Squeel.  Click click here to buy yours!

The Realdoe features a removable vibrator and is made of a more lifelike material for a more genuine experience. This double dildo works without a harness. One partner wears the bulbous end and it simply stays put, allowing her to penetrate her partner with the phallic side without using her hands or wearing a harness.

The Feeldoe was created so that the wearer gets all the feelings of fullness by holding it comfortably around the neck with their P.C. muscles. The saddle goes up to the pubic bone and then extends out at a natural angle. There are even ridges for the driver’s own clitoral stimulation. A mini-bullet vibrator fits into a pocket at the base for double pleasure. Primary shaft’s usable length: 6″ with 1.5″ wide diameter; smaller shaft/bulb: usable length: 2.5″.

You can find large and small, beige and black, multi-speed, waterproof, double penetration and other types of realistic vibrator dildos here.

Since part of the feeldoe is inside of her, and since her lips are spread out on each side of the shaft and her special spot is pressed right against the top of the shaft, she gets a whole ton of pleasure when using the toy.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is my new best friend. My friend can not lift themselves away from me. He has a lot of fun torturing me with it for hours, but I get where I go with it in seconds flat. If you think anything remotely like this at one point, there are certainly few. Have any of your other “massagers” This is the one to get rid of. Take the Rechargeable and other plastic junk to say that powerful. Surprisingly quiet for such an annuity. It may be more peace because building guality vs cheaper models. The cable is not worth having to conserve battery life at a bad time concerns. And you have to charge it for 8 hours before using it! Best on the market, I have tried many massage and it is the best, long lasting and highest quality I’ve found. I bought it as a gift because I love!

Pleasantlly surprised who bought this item for a recent trip abroad, where stress is incompatible with the old familiar “Hitachi Magic Wand On the positive side. It is as powerful as the Hitachi (the highest setting) and quieter, not need had to charge after three sessions of 10-15 minutes, well done (except for cosmetic defect on recharging removable cable connection), is a funky night light during charging Negative:. vibrating head massager does not pin-point precision of the stimulation of the G-Spot attachment for Hitachi Magic Wand is not compatible with Acuvibe; .. a little heavy, unless the arm and hand supported Excellent smaller replacement for the magic wand that I wanted a replacement wireless powerful wand, and This baby fits the bill it has a strange night light quality (not the end glows vivid), but it works great and is very quiet, then the magic wand, and not for long. Totally recommend!