It was meant to be a fun assignment. A lot of women would dream of being asked to test drive every vibrator on the market and write about their experience for Playboy. And while it wasn’t something my parents were going to be bragging about—or even admitting knowledge of—anytime soon, I loved the idea of covering the sex business from a first-person perspective without having to sell myself or make porn. Almost as an afterthought, it occurred to me that the research might also be informative.

At first, unwrapping packages of vibrators in every shape and size was exciting—unwrapping packages of anything is exciting!—and the fact that these anythings were also going to be getting me off only added to the thrill. Rabbits of every color imaginable, USB-powered bullets, G-spot stimulators, dildos complete with real hair, eggs with microscope attachments that allowed you to look inside as you came (surely appealing only to future gynecologists) and many others began piling up. And like any good researcher, I gave each a go. Some left me cold (especially the many dolphin-shaped ones—apparently, this is considered an erotic animal), some caused awkward moments (take my advice: don’t ever try to carry on phone conversations about work while wearing a pair of vibrating panties) but none brought me as much pleasure as The Wand.

You know about the Hitachi Magic Wand, right? It’s the one orgasm-expert Betty Dodson swears by, the medical-looking one that you might spy near someone’s bed and hear them say it’s only for those terrible kinks they get in their shoulder. Vibrator aficionados know better; they also recommend that you put a towel between it and you so that, I assume, you don’t burn your clitoris off—it’s that powerful. If the wand can’t make you come nothing can.

My relationship with my wand got off to a relatively slow start. It initially terrified me, as anything that’s meant for sexual pleasure, plugs into the wall and is roughly the size of your arm should. The first time I tried it, I kept the towel between us.

But it gave me what I can say without hyperbole was the best orgasm of my life. Coming had become increasingly difficult over the years—anti-depressants and age had conspired to make climaxing more something I sought out and got near rather than something I actually experienced. But the wand rubbed that elusiveness away. Suddenly I was coming—sometimes two and three times in a row—without even having to cook up any fantasies. By the time I’d finished the assignment, I’d thrown all the other vibrators out so that I could focus solely on my relationship with the wand. I’d also long since abandoned the towel.

But then, you know, I rode it. And, well, that certainly altered my opinion.

The iRide may not be discreet, or stylish, or even particularly finessed in its operation. But it is a big, vibrating saddle with a dildo prong on it. And it feels, well, pretty damn good.

I should say right here that one of the things that I, personally, respond to (in a sexual way) is pressure. And though it might not seem totally intuitive, pressure is something that the iRide is really, really good at. You see, it’s not just a big hunk of vibrating plastic that you sit on—no, once you have the iRide in place (read: positioned inside your vagina), you can rock back and forth on it, bringing various sensitive bits (like the labia, clitoris, and the gspot) in contact with some wonderful vibrating surfaces. It is very different from the sensations offered by most toys—and, as you might have figured out by now, very delightful.

This is not to say that the iRide is a perfect, world changing item, however. There are still some pretty real issues with the toy that might keep you from purchasing it (not the least: where on earth are you going to store it?). For one, the toy requires a whopping 4 AA batteries, which is mildly annoying at best. For another: the iRide is controlled by two buttons—one which controls the vibrations of the saddle, the other controlling the vibrations of the prong. This is wonderful and all, but the buttons aren’t marked—and because of physics and stuff, when the saddle vibrates, the prong vibrates, and vice versa. This might not sound like that big a deal, but the whole thing led to a confusing scenario in which I kept pushing buttons, trying to turn off the toy, and somehow not managing to. I can only imagine what might happen if one wanted to stow this in a hurry.

That said: if you can live with the batteries, and have a nice place to store the toy (or don’t care who knows what a dirty, iRiding perv you are), then by all means, have at it. It may be cheesy looking, it may be oversized, it may be completely ridiculous. But it feels good—and when it comes to sex toys, isn’t that all that matters?

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But what about the females legs? Many of us have leg fetishes and whether we love babes in boots, stockings, high heels or anything else, allot of our fantasies will revolve around a woman’s legs. The creators have thought about this and have created and released the perfect ass and pussy…attached to the most realistic legs and feet you’ll ever see on a sexy toy! We give you the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 3:

Finally the market has been noticed for a leg sex toy and foot sex toy! The first thing you’ll notice is how incredibly realistic this looks. Just like the Extreme Maga Masturbator and Mega Masturbator 2, the ass, pussy and skin tone look unbelievably realistic. Even the pussy lips are detailed and toned superbly, adding to this male sex toys intense fantasy.

Just like the Mega Masturbator toys before it, a FREE Zero Tolerance hardcore DVD is thrown-in with the Mega Masturbator 3, along with FREE (and incredibly useful) lube and cleaner. Trust us…if you love the highly detailed look and have a love for legs and feet, you’ll be making good use of the lube and cleaner!

Comfortable and realistic anal and pussy penetration, a perfectly shaped and toned ass, luscious long legs and realistic and fuckable feet make this sex toy an absolute must. We really haven’t seen any other male sex toys like the Mega Masturbator series and with each release, the sex toys just keep getting better and better. With sex toys dedicated to a woman’s ass, tits and legs, The Mega Masturbator series really does have every fetish of the female body covered.

The Fuck Me Mega Masturbator 3 has done it yet again and with it’s flexibility and specific and popular fetish, it will instantly become a great seller.

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The Sqweel

Fortunately, I really had none of those issues!  Does it feel like oral sex?  Not really unless you like fast licking that feels a little rough.  Does it get me off? Yes.

Let me elaborate.  I like a lot of suction during oral sex – constant suction basically, so I knew going in that this wasn’t going to feel like oral to me.  However, it can feel vaguely like a tongue if you use a ton of lube – an overzealous tongue, but still a tongue.  I really do mean a ton of lube.  I used about 3-4 times as much lube as I use with a larger than average sized silicone dildo.¹ Only then did it cease to feel like I was being flogged repeatedly in the clit with pieces of tire.

Epiphora complained of the greatest sin of all – vagina blockage. Impeding vaginal justice by blocking out dildos is just not something I like.  However, I ended up using the Tantus Motion and had absolutely no issues.  I figure I must use the Sqweel at a different angle than the majority of people who have reviewed this since I seem to be the only one that didn’t have this problem.  Therefore, if you get the Sqweel, you may want to take some time fucking around with the angle before you get it right.  It’s a pain, but if it prevents vagina blockage, isn’t it worth it?

My only other complaint about the Sqweel is that it’s kind of a bitch to clean.  Taking it apart is okay, but getting it clean and trying to keep water away from the battery compartment takes a little effort.  However, it should be said I’m used to throwing a dildo in the sink with soap, rinsing and that’s it.  If you usually clean toys that require more than that, you shouldn’t really have an issue.

Overall I think the Sqweel is really innovative and interesting, but if you’re wanting something to feel like oral sex keep on waiting for the next invention.

Thanks so much to Marital–aids.com for letting me review the Squeel.  Click click here to buy yours!

The Realdoe features a removable vibrator and is made of a more lifelike material for a more genuine experience. This double dildo works without a harness. One partner wears the bulbous end and it simply stays put, allowing her to penetrate her partner with the phallic side without using her hands or wearing a harness.

The Feeldoe was created so that the wearer gets all the feelings of fullness by holding it comfortably around the neck with their P.C. muscles. The saddle goes up to the pubic bone and then extends out at a natural angle. There are even ridges for the driver’s own clitoral stimulation. A mini-bullet vibrator fits into a pocket at the base for double pleasure. Primary shaft’s usable length: 6″ with 1.5″ wide diameter; smaller shaft/bulb: usable length: 2.5″.

You can find large and small, beige and black, multi-speed, waterproof, double penetration and other types of realistic vibrator dildos here.

How do you use a vibrating love ring?

Vibrating love rings are meant to stimulate both a man and a woman. The drawing to the left illustrates the positioning of the vibrating cock ring. The vibrator should be positioned at the top. In this way, after the cock is inserted into the vagina, the vibrator will line up perfectly with a womans clitoris. After you thrust, resting the vibrator against her clitoris will help her achieve a clitoral orgasm. At the same time, the vibrator will help you maintain an erection, and restrict the blood flow from your penis to allow you to have a firmer, longer lasting erection.

Benefits of a Vibrating Love Ring

There are many reasons why a cock ring that vibrates is a perfect sex toy for men. Following are some of the benefits you receive when using a cock ring vibrator.

• Receive a firmer erection. Any cock ring will restrict the flow of blood leaving the penis. This restriction of blood loss is what engorges the cock, giving you a thicker girth.
• Have a longer lasting erection. Many men report that using a cock ring allows them to stay harder for a longer period of time. Even after achieving orgasm, a vibrating love ring can assist you to maintain an erection to last a little longer, ensuring your partner also achieves her orgasm.
• Cure for impotence. Many men are not able to achieve an erection, or maintain an erection long enough for pleasurable sex. A cock ring restricting blood flow from the penis, coupled with the vibrator attached to the cock ring, allows many men to achieve an erection and have sex whereas they could not before.
• Pleasure for your woman. A vibrating cock ring benefits not only you, but your partner. The extra sensation received to her clitoris will help her achieve clitoral orgasms. Experience sex that is fulfilling to both you and your woman when using a love ring vibrator.

How do you use strapon hands free vibrators?

These hands-free vibrators have straps on them. They are a wearable sex toy. Simply fasten this hands free sex toy onto your body and enjoy!

• Putting a hands free vibrator on. Fasten the vibrator to your body around the waist, and align the vibrator so that it rests against the clitoris.
• Hands free strapon vibes with dongs. Some hands free strapon vibes have dildos attached to the inside. If yours does, insert the vibrator as you attach the hands free strap on vibrator to your body.
• Remote control strapon hands free vibrator use. If you are enjoying this sex toy with a partner, a remote control option would be a fun addition to sex play, allowing your partner to control the remote.
• Discreet hands free strapon vibes. If your vibrator is remote control and wireless, you can wear many strapon vibrators underneath your clothing, making them the perfect secret sex toy you can use under your clothing.
• For women. Hands free sex toy vibes are made to stimulate the clitoris, with optional dildos that are inserted into the vagina, making them sex toys for women.

Whether you want a discreet sex toy, an adult toy that is wireless, remote control or allows you to enjoy a vibrator without occupying your hands — a hands-free strap on vibrator may be exactly what you are looking for.

Bullet Wands

Wands are a versatile way to enjoy vibrating bullets. Wands allow you to use a bullet vibrator internally, curving the wand and inserting approximately three inches into the vagina towards the outer wall will allow you to stimulate the g spot. Wands are the only safe method to enjoy bullet vibrators inside the anus — the rectal muscles are too strong to allow you to use them with regular bullets attached to wires which could cause the vibrator being separated from its wire, but this is not a problem with bullet wands.

Dual Bullets and Eggs

Dual egg vibrators and bullet vibrators allow you to stimulate more than one erogenous zone at a time! Place one on your vagina while stimulating your anus simultaneously. Dual eggs and bullets are great for direct stimulation of the clitoris and anal vibration. Double your satisfaction and fun with dual bullets and eggs vibrators.

One Touch Bullets

One touch bullet vibrators are wireless. They contain a battery within, and have a one-touch button to begin vibrations. Usually to cycle the speed of the vibrations, one touch bullets have one button that is pressed multiple times to vary speeds of vibration. Many of our one touch bullets come with sleeves to alter the sensations they deliver as you use them. Bullet vibrators are great for external direct stimulation of the clitoris and as an anal toy. You should avoid inserting a one touch vibrator (sometimes wireless, sometimes not) inside the vagina or anus to avoid problems with retrieving them when finished.

Single Bullets and Eggs

Single bullet vibrators are similar to one touch, except most have wires attached to a multi-control function panel. The batteries of single bullet vibrators are usually contained within the control panel. This category contains the famous silver bullet vibrator. Also featured are many egg vibrators that also have wires and separate control panels. Shop for single bullets and eggs and other quality adult toys at Sex Toy Vibe!

rabbit vibrator

The Jack rabbit is one of the most famous types of rabbit vibrators available today.  It was the first and original rabbit vibrator.  While many people still love the original, over the years there have been many improvements on the design of the jack rabbit vibrator.

For instance, consider the impulse jack rabbit vibrator.  This jack rabbit has many improvements over the original.  Namely, the controls for the vibrator are now located in the dildo shaft instead of having a separate controller.  This turns the impulse jack rabbit into a wireless vibrator.  In addition, there are many more functions of vibration and pulsation than found in the original jack rabbit vibrator.

Another jack rabbit to consider is the rechargeable jack rabbit vibe.  No longer will you run out of batteries just before the important o moment!  This type of sex toy is also eco friendly — you will not be sending batteries to land fills.

These are all great if you are hooked on the jack rabbit brand.  There are some excellent alternatives out there, however, if you expand your horizons a bit.  Consider the waterproof wallbangers rabbit vibrator, it has a suction cup for mounting the rabbit on a smooth firm surface for hands-free use (not to mention that it thrusts, simulating real intercourse).